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User1: Hello everybody! Anyone here? Do you like ice cream?
User2: Yes, I do.
User1: Which?
User2: Vanilla.
User1: Me too. Vanilla rules!
User3: And I like strawberry ice cream.
User1: Strawberry? Hah! Only idiots like strawberry!
User2: Yeah, go away from here, romantic bonehead.
User4: Can anybody tell me where I can get lemon-chocolate taste? I've been searching for it for ages.
User1: What are you talking about, man? Proper ice cream should be of single taste.
User2: And if you like it, how can you not know where to find it?
User1: That's it. If you like ice cream, you should know where to get it.
User2: Though perverts that like double-tasted ice cream don't understand anything.
User5: I've heard of a theory that people who like different ice cream tastes have different specific characteristics. For instance, geniuses and brainboxes like coconut taste, romantic ones like berry tastes, especially strawberry, and pranksters like citrus tastes.
User1: Listen, are you the cleverest? Go and develop your theories somewhere else!
User2: Yeah! Who told you so?
And now replace 'ice cream' with any other theme about which there are so many arguments. Honestly, when changing the main subject with ice cream, it's clear how useless those arguments are.
User2: Yes, I do.
User1: Which?
User2: Vanilla.
User1: Me too. Vanilla rules!
User3: And I like strawberry ice cream.
User1: Strawberry? Hah! Only idiots like strawberry!
User2: Yeah, go away from here, romantic bonehead.
User4: Can anybody tell me where I can get lemon-chocolate taste? I've been searching for it for ages.
User1: What are you talking about, man? Proper ice cream should be of single taste.
User2: And if you like it, how can you not know where to find it?
User1: That's it. If you like ice cream, you should know where to get it.
User2: Though perverts that like double-tasted ice cream don't understand anything.
User5: I've heard of a theory that people who like different ice cream tastes have different specific characteristics. For instance, geniuses and brainboxes like coconut taste, romantic ones like berry tastes, especially strawberry, and pranksters like citrus tastes.
User1: Listen, are you the cleverest? Go and develop your theories somewhere else!
User2: Yeah! Who told you so?
And now replace 'ice cream' with any other theme about which there are so many arguments. Honestly, when changing the main subject with ice cream, it's clear how useless those arguments are.
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Language Dragons
Once upon a time, a dragon settled next to a large and rich city. The residents wanted to get rid of it at first, but then they managed to come to an agreement with it: the city would give the dragon a pound of gold and three jewels every day, and it would not bother them. The dragon kept it word, so the residents went on paying it. But soon enough, the situation began getting closer to a disaster, and a knight came to the city to slay the dragon. While he was on his way, an old turtle gave him the magical sword able to defeat the beast, but warned him that slaying the dragon was not the most difficult thing. The knight laughed it off, but accepted the sword and did slay the dragon, but as soon as he entered its lair full of treasure, he was so blinded with it that he did not mention that he transformed into a dragon himself. Since then, the residents had to pay even more - two pounds of gold instead of one and ten jewels instead of three, because the new dragon was even greedier than
Others died of fright
A traveler was walking along the road, when he saw Death approaching to the nearby town. He asked Death: "Why are you going there?" Death replied: "God told me to take five thousand people from there." The traveler thought: "Who am I to tell Him what to do?" and walked on. A year later, the traveler learned that ten thousand people died at that town. Soon he met Death once more and asked him: "You told me that you were ordered to take five thousand people from that town. Why did you take ten thousand, then?" Death replied: "I did take five thousand people. Others died of fright." Yes, we all heard that words can kill. Especially if they are repeated again, and again, and again. "There will be a months-long blackout if the dam is destroyed." "And right now, the missiles are aimed at the dams." "Winter is coming." "There will be rebellions." "Prepare for the worst." Of course, there are sensible words of reassurance that are able to prove that it should be all right, but will those who
I am not okay
"Considering that all the previous strikes took place at the refinery, most probably, this is dramatization for the purpose of getting more ammo." "That's what they deserved! They got too relaxed!" "Wow, this is so beautiful!" "Goodnight, pig-b***hes!" "Most probably, there was an ammunition depot at that place." No, it was not a dramatization. A missile did destroy a mall in my hometown, which did not have any military value. It was a regular mall where people went to buy products. I can't say I'm surprised. Deep inside I was expecting that something like this would happen. You know, some people believe that "it would not happen to them" when they see reports about disasters. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Those comments are not the worst thing. It is that history repeats itself, because humans do not learn from their mistakes and do not understand that past cannot be changed, but it may teach you a lot of things. Approximately once a century a person who believes they are smarter than anyone
What is your symbol of hope?
Two years ago, when the COVID-19 pandemics broke out, the summer terrace of my favourite chocolate shop/cafe being built became a symbol of hope to me. Now there is a new one. Those are the stripes of light on the ceiling in my room in the evening. If they are there, it means that the street lights are on and there is no air raid warning, because when it begins, they are turned off. And what is your symbol of hope?
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your right when you put an ordinary object like legos or something and put in place of the subject of a serious argument it really does make the argument sound stupid