DW: Life Rules

I saw such posts many times. Life rules of Moomins, Little Prince, Winnie the Pooh, ALF, etc. And I thought to try and make my own "set of rules" of our favourite madman with a box. (In case you get confused, ask me, and I'll explain where it came from). I didn't include the ones which everybody knows (like "bowties are cool", "time is a big ball of wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff") cuz it's clear without words, eh? So, here goes.

- Addresses which do not exist don't always mean that one who uses them is a fraud.
- Wishing wells can serve a good deal, even if you don't believe in them.
- When on crossroads, sometimes it's better to turn left.
- If you want to hide your real name, just translate it into another language, switch the words and translate it back. Success guaranteed.
- Nothing's impossible, just a little bit improbable.
- Umbrellas are useful not only when it rains.
- Most often the answer lies around the corner or behind your back.
- Time is relative. Past, present and future always affect each other.
- Nothing and nobody is forgotten.
- Even if it seems that the straight way is blocked, remember that there are other ways. If you forgot something, search in your dreams.
- Sometimes they come back.
- There's nobody and nothing in the Universe that does things that you do.
- Oil, dirt, dust and everything like those are not the reasons of disasters. The main reason is nothing else but greed.
- Illusion is the element of normality.
- Being brave is not about fearing nothing. It's about being afraid but going on doing what you should do.
- Universe is infinite, and that means everything is possible.
- There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
- Changes are not good or bad. You simply have to get used.
- If you have true friends, no matter where, you will not die.
- Four minutes can play a great role. Even such small amount of time can change you gradually.
- If your friends don't believe you, whistle a children's song and say the magic words.
- Catchphrases are cool!

If you want to add something, just tell me.